What is Trabout?
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Lehiyamus pedofilius: A Jewish boy of a slim, anorexic body type. Extremely selfish, and often creepy, it is believed that Trabouts endure unusually abnormal and abusive childhoods. Only its pectorals enlarge through vigorous weight training; the remainder of its build does not develop. Trabouts have a nasty tendency to over apply cologne and themselves to prepubescent girls.
Animal researcher: *In a heavy, australian accent* Aye would you look at this one. This is a fine Trabout. You women would not want to come across this one in the dark.
Young, innocent girl: aww it's so cute!
Animal researcher: Trabouts are tricky, ugly and disgusting creatures. They always have something up their sleeve, and with too much alcohol, you can be asking for a whole lot of creepiness.
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