Track Attack

What is Track Attack?


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When you jump out from behind a tree next to a bushwalking track and attack innocent bushwalking tourists to steal their water. This attack is usually launched during an unorganised bushwalk where you run out of drink yourself.

Unorganised bushwalker 1: You ready to launch this track attack?

Unorganised bushwalker 2: Yeah, lets go!

(both jump out from behind a tree and attack well prepared Swedish backpackers)

Unorganised bushwalker 1: We got the water! Leg it!

(both run away with water and leave swedish backpackers stunned and panting on the ground)

See attack, track, bush, walk, water, steal, gank, jump, tourists, tree


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