Trailer Park Slam

What is Trailer Park Slam?


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A single mom who moves herself and her child into a trailer with a female friend and their boyfriend. The Trailer Park Slam then sleeps with her friends boyfriend and all other males within a 3 mile radius. Trailer Park Slam becomes pregnant and requires a DNA test. (They have likely had multiple DNA tests to find their other childrens' fathers.)

Trailer Park Slams are always 100% certain of who fathered their child, and adamantly oppose testing. DNA tests eventually prove them wrong. These girls are generally missing teeth and addicted to alcohol or cocaine.

She is such a trailer park slam that she's on her second child, fourth DNA test. Only 12 guys left to test. Hope she finds his dad soon. Must be hard for her to buy coke without her child support.

See homewrecker, trainwreck, trailer trash, slampig


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