What is Trainwreck Hooker?
1.
Trainwreck hookers are for the most part, very friendly,smart,and beautiful girls.The problem with a TWH is their massive debt problem, for they need someone to pay for their breasts, and lets not forget the hooker part.For every TWH is a very insecure chick who needs to be noticed and wanted.To be fair lets face it, everybody wants to be attractive and wanted......however a TWH takes it to a whole nother level kids.Here are some examples to look for and it may be hard i know but if these things happen RUN DAMIT RUN!!!!Say your walking with your TWH and you pass some chumps who are totally eye humping your girl,and you say to her "that guy is totally checking you out."If she grabs your hand or gets closer to you your golden.If she says "where?! where?! where?!" spinning around and smilling like a crackwhore smelling some rocks.RUN AND DONT LOOK BACK!!
example B
You are dating the girl and in the first week the power goes out in her apartment.which sucks, but anyhoo thats not it.Its if the girl says something like oh my last boyfriend said he paid it....and its 6 months over due.you know what a mailbox is? RUN!!! JUMP OUT THE WINDOW!!!!
example C
IF your girl has a child and one day you decide to be a nice guy and help clean up , also cuz you wanna know what color the carpet is in that room.So your cleaning up and the child is helping you....and the child all innocent and cute says to you "My mommy always has boys clean my room." RUN LIKE HELL!!!! n there's when she says shes working on the weekend and her kid innocently tells you they didn't go to her work.
example D
and if your sitting watching tv with your girl and she gets a phone call, and she says its some "photographer" and she dosent answer, and some old guy tries to leave a message, and your girl moves faster then you've ever seen her big ass move and turns it down so you cant hear it.........yeah need i say anymore.
Oh i do and if your TWH refers to herself or other girls as bitches and shes not upset.....then she is a TWGH (trainwreck ghetto hooker)
Gary= how can you care for that trainwreck hooker?!?!?
Jerry= cuz i love her man!!!!
Garry = dude she fucked around with like 10 guys the first week you were together.and how many girls? She banged some dude from poland for like 4 pairs of jeans!!!!! and told you she was modeling for some jean company!!!!!!!
JERRY=dude i love here okay?
GARRY=you don't even know what love is
JERRY=yes i do i.......ok you soooooo got me!!!!!
GARRY=she's not even a TWH!!shes a TWGH!!!
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