What is Tree?
1.
something that sits in the ground and remains in the same spot for hundreds of years but manages to jump out in front of you on your way home from the pub
oh my GOD, what happened to you?
yeah i know, a tree jumped out in front of me...
2.
A bud of marijuana. Called that because buds of "Dank" or "Kind" (look those up too, meatwad) look like little trees.
Who gots the trees, yo?
3.
number 'three' in an irish accent
'one two tree testing'
4.
also, see
"hey dude. meet me and nick in front of the school at the end of the day."
"why?"
"you know. something gooood."
"what??"
"tree."
"TREE."
"TREE!"
"TREEEEEE!!!"
5.
1.) a plant with long branches and leaves, and roots
anchoring it to the ground.
2.) a bundle of marijuana
3.) overgrown pubes on a man's penis
4.) a term used in tennis where a person hits an amazing shot without any idea of how to execute it, based upon pure luck. Derives from the idea that even a tree standing there in the middle of the court could produce the same shot by luckily hitting the ball with a branch, shooting off to a random target.
1.) Wow, look at that tree, its taller than my house.
2.) Man this tree is so f'ing good, I'm getting the
munchies .
3.) Holy crap, Michael Jackson has a tree?!? I didn't even know he had a dick.
4.) WTF, Roddick just freaking tree'ed that shot. Did you see that? He shanked it like twenty FUCKING times.
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6.
pot, marijuana, bud, all the same...
"yo dawg, we gonna smoke some tree saturday?"
"fo sho man"
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7.
It's also known as a penis. Just a more kinky way of saying dick. If you use this word with your boyfriend or girlfriend, you will surely get laid. It is more frequently used when it is between some homosexuals.
Landen: Hello darling. Would you like you be pleasured with my nice tree?
Mikey: Oh of course landen stick your tree up my asshole.
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