Ian Penis

What is Ian Penis?

1.

A very large penis, humongous if you will.

"Fuck you shoulda heard the chick screaming last night i think he has an Ian penis".

See ian, dick, cock, big, small

2.

An abnormally tiny penis ranging from about 1 to 3.5 inches.

-That kid doesn't know what he's talking about.

-Well, I guess he's trying to make up for his Ian penis.

See ian, tiny, small, minute, abnormal, unfortunate

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