Tree Gazelle

What is Tree Gazelle?


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A large scary animal that lurks in innelan or some remote parts of ardentiny, as jonny would know. I first spotted it when i was in a tree and a certain dirty picture was taken, hense the tree gazelle. They can travel at up to speeds of 3,000 mph and eat anything that comes in their way.

Samer: "Lets go and get the bus jonny, there is no more for us to do here.

Jonny: "Ok samer, wait what is that in the bush?"

Samer: "Some form of horrid beast!?"

Jonny: "The Tree Gazelle!"

Both: "RUN!"

*Several Months Later*

Everyone in the Argyll Perimeter is dead.

See goat, fear


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