Triscuit Race

What is Triscuit Race?


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When a group of men stand in a circle and masturbate onto a Triscuit cracker placed in the middle of the circle. The last person to ejaculate has to eat the Triscuit cracker.

You should have seen the look on Tom's face when he realized he was the loser of the Triscuit race!

See masturbate, ejaculate, triscuit, group sex, cracker


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