Trouser Cake

What is Trouser Cake?


1.

A well baked collection of turds which emantes from the anusbetween six and twelve hours after comestible consumption.

Exactly the same as 'Ass Gravy', 'Balloon-Knot Chutney' and 'Ass Hole Jam' but spelt completely differently.

1:) He saw Shannon Matthews Mum and made trouser cake.

2:) Pornstars never ever have it.

3:) Bradley Pitt's acting abilities.

4:) Britney's career after she went fuck crazy

5:) The average Wii Sports Golf Score

See poo, shit, shite, turd, ass gravy, wee wee


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