Trouser Clam

What is Trouser Clam?


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A vagina with an odor like rotting fish.

Holz: What scent can cover the heady tuna scent wafting upwards from my delicate trouser clam?

Bronwyn: Why my dear, you should try spraying your cooter with the fabulous new perfume from the House of Rancé, Next Age Plaisir.

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