What is Trouser Clam?
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A vagina with an odor like rotting fish.
Holz: What scent can cover the heady tuna scent wafting upwards from my delicate trouser clam?
Bronwyn: Why my dear, you should try spraying your cooter with the fabulous new perfume from the House of Rancé, Next Age Plaisir.
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When one person is seated on the toilet and another person sits on that person's lap and craps through the first person's legs..