Trouser Schnauzer

What is Trouser Schnauzer?


1.

A type of cloth-dwelling mongrel notable for its prominent beard and hairy jowls. It requires moderate to heavy exercise, and is particularly fond of a one-handed rough-up.

Harry Wharton: "I say, Bunter, that ruddy bully has taken orf with your cream bun!"

Billy Bunter: "Ah yes, but little does the blighter know said cream is in fact a generous dollop of fuck chuck, supplied by none other than my faithful trouser schnauzer in anticipation of such unwanted liberation. Woot!"

See cock, bell end, love truncheon, fuck stick, knob, pork sword


3

Random Words:

1. Much like that of a watering hole found in National Geographic. Scene/hardcore/bro kids go there almost EVERY Friday night. Many of them..
1. when you give someone skittles and you get them addicted to their delightfully fruity skittleness and they want more dude #1 hey can i ..
1. Wiggle and Jiggle. A sexy way for a woman to walk that includes thrust-out tits and a swaying ass. That slut has the w&j down. Se..