Trouser Schnauzer

What is Trouser Schnauzer?


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A type of cloth-dwelling mongrel notable for its prominent beard and hairy jowls. It requires moderate to heavy exercise, and is particularly fond of a one-handed rough-up.

Harry Wharton: "I say, Bunter, that ruddy bully has taken orf with your cream bun!"

Billy Bunter: "Ah yes, but little does the blighter know said cream is in fact a generous dollop of fuck chuck, supplied by none other than my faithful trouser schnauzer in anticipation of such unwanted liberation. Woot!"

See cock, bell end, love truncheon, fuck stick, knob, pork sword


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