Trouser Waffle Edit Meaning

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n. A waffle found in one's trousers (or other article worn on the lower region of the body). This waffle is usually a product of digestion and excretion of human waste (that once consisted of a waffle, possibly Belgian).

n. A derogatory slang term used as a metaphor when comparing one to a trouser waffle (see above). This is usually used in reference to a foolish deed done by another.

"Scott is such a trouser waffle, he never does anything."

"Quit kicking yourself in the upper quartiles, you trouser waffle."