What is Truck Driver Bill?
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A man who lives in Abilene, TX. He is known all around Texas, especially in west and north regions of the state. He has been noted as to always be wearing a trucker cap he never takes off in public, always has a toothpick in his mouth, and acknowledges people with a friendly "10-4 good buddy" when he hears his name. A recent poll in the city of Abilene revealed that roughly 90% of people don't know his real name is not Bill. He is also noted as not owning a truck, but rather a broken 21 speed mountain bike.
Glen: "Hey, have you seen Truck Driver Bill today?'
Seth: "Ya. He was biking to the Bingo house in Abilene."
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