Truckslut

What is Truckslut?


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Truckslut-A female most commonly between the ages of 15 and 25, can be classified as the "girlfriend of choice" for bro-hoe's and obnoxious college party boys.

Physical Description:

Usually average in height, around 5'5" to 5'9", slim hourglass shaped figure (i.e. big boobs, skinny waist, curvy hips) and faux tanned skin. Bleached, unnaturally blonde hair, sometimes with light brown chunky highlights streaked in. Hair is shoulder length or longer, flat ironed straight or in crunchy ringlets from curling iron+hairspray. Usually wears way too much foundation makeup which gives a masklike appearence to face, black liquid eyeliner winged out on side of eyes and layred over metallic white/pink/silver eyeshadow is also popular. Their nails are usually fake acrylics done in a french manicure style.

Dress style usually revolves around having a few designer items such as a pink and white Von Dutch trucker hat and white Dooney and Bourke purse, things like that. Mostly seen in denim miniskirts, lacy lingire style tops, tall cork platform shoes or flip-flops, pink tanktops emblazoned with the "West Coast Choppers" logo or other tacky slogans such as "Yes, these are real," crap like that. Rhinestone jewlery is a big hit with them, usually anything sparkly or silver.

Called a "truckslut" because they either drive pickup trucks or they have boyfriends who drive ridiculously raised trucks. And their slutty.

"check out that truckslut over there by the Third Rail jewlery case, I think she's buying the silver brass knuckle necklace charm"

"aah, she's such truckslut, just look at her. I wonder what it feels like to be completley devoid of any sense of self like that"


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