Trumpet Trousers

What is Trumpet Trousers?

Nasty name for someone who makes nasty smells from their posterior! Also a common name for Master Peters!

Oy trumpet trousers u stinky S**t!

Last Monday

1. A really old nigger, from the term "monday" He's too old to be a monday so he's a last monday See nigger, monday, ..

Dooks Arse

1. To wet the filter of someone elses fag with your lips. Bad shit man. Watch ma fag man you will dook arse it...

Slowbering

1. The painful act of sobering up at work after a night of raunchy debauchery. "Hey Austin, ready for work?" "Suck it Marg..

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