What is Trunk Monkey?
1.
A small primate usually of the chimpanzee variaty that tends to jump from ones trunk and kick peoples asses.
I recently installed a trunk monkey button in my car to take out my old boss.
2.
The WSO (backseater) in a fighter jet, named because they sit behind the pilot ("stick monkey")
"You're my favorite trunk monkey to fly with."
"Goose was Maverick's trunk monkey."
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3.
a girl who loves anal sex
I couldn't believe how much of a trunk monkey that girl was.
4.
Trunk Monkey is a term used when talking about a women's urge to have hevy sex. The term is used usually when talking about the ting-a-ling feeling in a girls vigina, right before she has sex with someone.
guy 1-"that party was crazy"!
guy 2-"that girl was hitting on you so much"!
guy 1-"why was she all over me tonight"?
guy 2-"cause her trunk monkey wanted out"
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5.
A male homosexual who has yet to come out of the closet (or trunk).
A Scottish slang term for a male homosexual.
For example,
1. Did you see Dave looking at that bloke, I think he is a bit of a trunk monkey.
2. I feel sorry for Dave that he hasn't come to terms with his sexuality yet. He still tries to make his friends think he likes girls, but we all know he's a trunk monkey!
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A weak willed person that hangs on to a stronger person and does their dirty work for them.
Loraine does what ever Kim tells her to do, she is such a pathetic trunk monkey.
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7.
1.A bitch that likes having sex in the back of limos with multiple partners for drugs liquor and money,
2. the male sexual reproduction organ when used from behind
1.Man I thought that girl was sweet but my boy told me she aint nothing but a trunk monkey ho
2. Just wait till she sees my swinging trunk monkey
