What is Tucson Take-out Blumpkin?
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The title nine sexual event of the already existing manuver known as the blumpkin. To ellaborate Tucson Take-Out refers to the event of indulging the vagina of your female partner while she's defacating uncontrolabaly. The experience reaches its climax when the female partner queefs (pussy farts) in your oral orffice, the conalingual equivalent of dessert.
Man I was so hungary last night I had Tucson Take-Out (Blumpkin) for dinner, I can't get the taste/smell out of mouth.
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