What is Tugboat?
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The act of passing gas in one area and unknowingly pulling the odor into another area via ones pants / skirt / under garments.
KT: "Jeesh Robbie, did you just fart in my office?"
RW: "No man, I farted outside and Tugboated into your office."
KT: "I commend you on your respect for my office."
2.
An un-attractive girl that attractive girls often surround themselves with.
The mutually beneficial arrangement allows the attractive girl to have menial tasks performed for her, and make herself look more beautiful by comparison. The unattractive companion(s) get to pick up the higher quality male scraps the attractive girl draws in.
Named after a long, graceful ocean liner surrounded by several ugly, short, tugboats as she enters harbor.
"You see that
corker over there? I don't stand a chance with her, but I could probablynail one of her tugboats without too much effort"
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3.
The act of pulling your partner's penis firmly forward while smoking a cigarette and blowing smokerings skyward.
"She only smokes menthols when giving me a tugboat."
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4.
Similar to "motor-boating", "Tugboat" refers to the sound and tone while in the 69 position, whereas the buttocks replace the breasts.
Last night, Mary and I were 69'ing on the couch, and I totally gave her a "tugboat" as I finished.
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When a female or male is jerking off a male and 'motorboats' his balls.
She gave you a tugboat! She's a freak.
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-noun
A man who habitually dates large women. Also known as a
That guy's a real tugboat, always bringing the big ones home.
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While
My gym teacher let me skip ourn fitness test because I gave him a tugboat, and I think it was a fair trade.
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