T-units

What is T-units?

The modernized version of a tampon.

Lisa: "Omg, I'm so bloated. I'm anemic as hell."

Allison: "Omg, you got your p-card, too?"

Lisa: "Let's go find some guys and show them how hot they are."

Allison: "Hang on, we gotta stick us some t-units first."

Lisa. "Yeah! Cheap contraceptionmuch? Kthx."

See tampons, tampaction

A variation of the word "tits," inspired from the name of 50 cent's rap group(i.e. the G-Unit).

Dayum, check out that hot broadover there! I wanna grab a handful of those t-t-t-t-T-UNITS!

Mark H. slangdefine afficionado since February 2004.

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