T-units

What is T-units?

The modernized version of a tampon.

Lisa: "Omg, I'm so bloated. I'm anemic as hell."

Allison: "Omg, you got your p-card, too?"

Lisa: "Let's go find some guys and show them how hot they are."

Allison: "Hang on, we gotta stick us some t-units first."

Lisa. "Yeah! Cheap contraceptionmuch? Kthx."

See tampons, tampaction

A variation of the word "tits," inspired from the name of 50 cent's rap group(i.e. the G-Unit).

Dayum, check out that hot broadover there! I wanna grab a handful of those t-t-t-t-T-UNITS!

Mark H. slangdefine afficionado since February 2004.

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1. One who has prickly hairs growing out of his ass. Damn go shave that cactus ass! or get the fuck outta my bed ya cactus ass muthafuck..

Tonker

1. n. The male genitalia; penis "I have a big tonker" "He did WHAT with his tonker?!" See cock, dick, tralala..

Anti-jizz

1. When referring to a person, the complete opposite of fun or a good time or ruins everything when they enter the room. When referring t..

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