What is Tunnel Surfer?
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Slang term for a man's penis. The "tunnel" refers to a woman's vagina. Generally used to refer to someone's penis in mixed company.
Guy: Dude, I was with this girl last night, and she wanted my pe-
{mom walks by}
Guy: tunnel surfer so bad.
Mom: Must be a new toy.
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Very distant and/or out of the way... Forever.
Often simply 'hell and gone'
Lady, you are hell and gone from Cartegena.
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To Fondle Semen.
I gave your mom a chines darling and spat on her face, then she proceeded to nustle spat with it.
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