Turd Banquet

What is Turd Banquet?

1. A large feast consisting of nothing but freshly squeezed ass biscuits, normally served in a large bowl of water

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Michael lifed up the toilet seat to reveal his greatest creation... the mighty TURD BANQUET!!!

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