What is Turd Burgular?
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When you're forced to take a dump in a public restroom and you're just about to drop the bomb, when someone comes into the bathroom and tries to open the stall you're in! This cases the shit coming out your ass to suck back in and your meaty dump to be interrupted.
Man, I was taking a dump when this Turd Burgular came in and messed it up.
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2.
a big raving gayboy who loves taking and receiving other peoples bum love.
ure a fucking turd burgular, go lick my brown star you fool!
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One who is a theive in the world of turds. He or she may rob the innocent of their stool. This thing may be obsessive of waste products and is fascinated by the pooping process.
"Hey, that turd burgular stole my stool!"
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4.
someone who fucks butts and likes it 2
yo mom you are a total turd burgualr
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When you defecate but forget to flush only to come back later and find your cat pawing at said turd as if it was planning to steal it.
I caught my cat being a turd burgular last night.
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A gay boy who likes to stick his cock in a fellow queen's asshole and persue in stealing his turds.
That guy over there is a turd burgular!
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7.
A homosexual or gay man.
Bruce is such a turd burgular.
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