What is Turd Lunger?
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Turd Lunger is used to describe a person who derives pleasure from getting a lung full of vapors from a healthy pile of freshly grunted crap. This type of individual will not enter a bathroom without ample reading material, thus not depriving themselves ample time to “Lunger” the vapors.
Turd Lungers are closely related to Turd Linger in that they both enjoy turds; however the Turd Lunger is motivated by vapors whereas the Turd Linger derives pleasure from scent and sound.
Bobby read the Wall Street Journal while he pinched off his midmorning grunt; giving him ample time to “Lunger” his neatly tapered turd. Bobby is a true Turd Lunger.
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