What is Turd Smeller?
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A person that loves to smell other people's shit. Typically somebody that hangs out in a bathroom, especially at a work place or a person that always follows you into a bathroom whenever you have to go.
I just sat down in the stall, and would'nt you know it, that effing turd smeller Soon walked in and started to observe himself in the mirror--again.
Random Words:
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verb. 1) to take a large dump
My distal colon alerted me that it was time to punch a moose.
See crap, shit, dump, drop the deuce, poo..