What is Turd-conscious?
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to be aware of fecal girth and volume when using a toilet. if a deposit of feces is too large for the plumbing in question, an early "courtesy flush" is definitely in order, sometimes in mid-loaf.
if one is properly turd-conscious, no plumbing disasters will occur.
i was visiting my in-laws when i had to take a huge dump. fortunately i am turd-conscious and employed a quick courtesy flush; therefore, averting an embarrassing need for a plunger... or even worse, an overflow of tainted water.
Random Words:
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1.one of the two letters in the middle of the word "pussy".
2.a color of skittles used to describe above definition.
pl. lit..
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pig ugly , a (minger) , a horror
you've got a face like a careless beekeeper
See ugly, minger, troll, twat faced, arse face..
