What is Turd-conscious?
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to be aware of fecal girth and volume when using a toilet. if a deposit of feces is too large for the plumbing in question, an early "courtesy flush" is definitely in order, sometimes in mid-loaf.
if one is properly turd-conscious, no plumbing disasters will occur.
i was visiting my in-laws when i had to take a huge dump. fortunately i am turd-conscious and employed a quick courtesy flush; therefore, averting an embarrassing need for a plunger... or even worse, an overflow of tainted water.
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A person who wanks with kiwis. Can also be considered as someone who is sexualy attracted to kiwis.
"Fuck off, kiwi wanker!"
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"don't even joke"
what beaners say when they want you to stop "joking around"
"Yo Yimmy stop yoking arou..
