Turdphy

What is Turdphy?


1.

A very, very large turd, aka log; a butt cookie that

is so large that is in a class of its own and deserves

an award. A contraction of turd and trophy.

Jonnie won first place at the hot-dog eating contest

and earned a trophy. He then went to the toilet and

created a turdphy.

See log, trophy, turdberg, toilet, butt

2.

The single greatest human being i have ever met! His beauty and skinny stelphness astounds me and his brilliant blue eyes and wonderfull complection are simply divine! His embrace is passionate and his words complex! Turdphy you are the best! Thankyou my son! Thankyou! OUTDOOR BRUVS FOREVER!!!!

Turdphy is very good!


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