Turdsplittters

What is Turdsplittters?

Another word for thongs, from the thongs tendency to slice a turd in half when some drunk ho shits herself.

My shorty always be rockin them turdsplitters.

Jizz Martini

1. To ejaculate into a martini glass. We made passionate love all night, then I drank his Jizz Martini See jizz, cum, jixx, skeet, martin..

Merfing

1. A series of "merf"s made by a small/toy dog A small/toy dog starts merfing for attention, to elaborate its emotions, or to ex..

Omglolkthxbye

1. skr00 j00ce skr00 j00 See drugs..

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