Turdsplittters

What is Turdsplittters?

Another word for thongs, from the thongs tendency to slice a turd in half when some drunk ho shits herself.

My shorty always be rockin them turdsplitters.

Umpla

1. A greeting you give when you want it to be echoed back. So in some instances many people will respond to one umpla. ‘Umpla’ Followed by..

Mastic

1. You see, the reason our town has the reputation it does is because the low life, section eight, welfare scumbag who commented before me ..

Freaktard

1. cross between freak and retard Like, omg! Meg is such a freaktard! See Laura 2. A term of abuse. A portmanteau of freak+(re)tard. ..

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