Turdsplittters

What is Turdsplittters?

Another word for thongs, from the thongs tendency to slice a turd in half when some drunk ho shits herself.

My shorty always be rockin them turdsplitters.

Purpcident

1. doing something on purpose but claiming it was an accident Tom: Mike, I purpcidently had sex with your girlfriend. I am sooo sorry! ..

Cleg Nuts

1. The leftover excrement that is found hanging on a persons anus hair. Jills arse was dirty because she had alot of cleg nuts. See Stu..

Lazy Hippo

1. 1: Find fat chick 2: Find sleeping pills 3: Combine 4: Fuck sleeping fat chick 5: Relax John went to the local fat chick hang out a..

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