Turdsplittters

What is Turdsplittters?

Another word for thongs, from the thongs tendency to slice a turd in half when some drunk ho shits herself.

My shorty always be rockin them turdsplitters.

Vanilla Extract

1. A good substitute for alcohaul Person 1: we ran out of pucker. Person 2: how will we get drunk? Person 3: I have some Vanilla extract..

Omnicheck

1. When you check all your emails and social netowrking sites one last time before going to bed. Simon: Nah, I didn't get her message..

Feceator

1. my word for the toilet aka the crapper i have to go use the feceator See toilet, crapper, shitter, bathroom, public..

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