Turdsplittters

What is Turdsplittters?

Another word for thongs, from the thongs tendency to slice a turd in half when some drunk ho shits herself.

My shorty always be rockin them turdsplitters.

Yogurt Moustache

1. when you ejaculate on to a persons face in the shape of a moustache. "I want you to give me a yogurt moustache strifetoe"..

Shit The Hay

1. When someone passes out due to substance abuse. A variation on the PG phrase "Hit the hay". My roommate totally shit the hay ..

Vampmom

1. A big fat whore, usually gives you analfor a nickel. "Man, that chick is hot." "Don't bother, she's a total V..

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