What is Turkey Dangler?
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Abnormally large vagina lips that, in their natural state (i.e. unclothed), resemble a turkey's waddle (i.e. the piece of skin that dangles from the turkey's beak). This does not occur in all women, just the ones with gigantic ax wounds.
Dude, that porn slut's turkey dangler is as big as my dad's work glove. Jesus.
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A double date where one of the couples is already dating and the other couple is being set up, so the date is 50% blind.
I met my wife ..
