Turkey Squirts

What is Turkey Squirts?

A severe form of diarrhea often associated with defecating in ones drawls or missing the toilet.

"Dude that bathroom had crap all over the wall."

"Yeah, the dude must of had the turkey squirts."

See defecation, diarrhea, shits, sharted, squirts

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