Turkish Rug

What is Turkish Rug?


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a proper massive 70's style hairy minge, with tassels

"she was such a lovely lady, when i told here i was cold she wrapped her turkish rug round me and rubbed me till i warmed up"

See hairy pussy, minge, fanny, rat, vagina


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