Turkish Towel

What is Turkish Towel?


1.

When you take one square/sheet of toilet paper poke a hole thought the center of the sheet and put the paper all the way down by your kuckel and wipe your ass with your index finger then use the small dot that you poked though to clean the feces from underneath your finger nail.

turkish towel crap but ass

See smell, dirty, stinky, crap, doody

2.

when you wrap your dick in sandpaper and fuck someone in the butt.

hey dude did you meet that girl?

yeah man i gave that cunt a turkish towel

lolzzz niiiiice.

See turkish, turkey, towel, kool, nigger, ghetto, lol, mudkipz, food, asian, look, at, this, lawl, lolz, rofl, cunt, twat

3.

on ships,a towel hung in the head for all to use to wipe their ass when all the toilet paper is gone

"Hey Skipper-get Gilligan to change the turkish towel-it's down to the last square inch and we're havin chili tonite"

See ass rag, ass wipe, brown bag


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