What is Turner Tub Thumper?
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Engaging in intercourse with a female who is pregnant with a child that is (at least presumably) not yours. This term only applies to heterosexual males. See 'Tonya Tub Thumper' for lesbians with strap-ons.
CAUTION: THIS ACT IS NOT ENCOURAGED AS IT MAY LEAD TO FETUSES GETTING POKED IN THE EYES
That dude is porking her in the third trimester, he's such a Turner Tub Thumper.
If there's a bun in the oven, don't worry about stoppin the lovin' -Turner Tub Thumper
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a game run by a biased team of gm's who don't believe in fair play.
a graphical real-time cyber-sex world.
a crock of shit.
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while performing fellatio, one holds a lighter to his/her partner's genitals
tom gave jill the arch duke singe and she dumped him
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