Turo

What is Turo?


1.

Carrot gansta.. a guy that waxes his carrots all day thinkin he is the leader of carrot unit.. his pubichair is a famous dish in australia.. he like to put maple syrup on his dads nipples and lick them while thinking about john rogers masterbating to a picture of birgitta.. have a nice day:D

Ron Weasley is turo!

2.

1. Insect : type of insect which comes out during winter to steal ur pop tarts, which leads ur toaster to be broken. Also feasts on other related sources such as toenails and grass. Be warned to wear 100% cotton wool socks and drink lots of sour stuff.

1. argh fuck turo my toaster~!

2. good night kids.. watch out for turo

See insect, turo, maneater, toaster, sour, kids


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