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Tying your victim's wrists and ankles to the bedposts then shitting on the person's face and leaving the person lying there un..
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Used to describe an unfavourable situation or event. Derived from the old "beats a kick in the teeth" saying.
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Just when you're about to bust a nut from a girl sucking your cock, pull it out and shoot your load into her eyes. Then sit back a..