What is Turtle Infatuation?
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To be so obsessed with turtles one actually says, "I like turtles." all of the time. Turtles are everything and anything to that person and without turtles in their life that person may perhaps perish. It is easy to spot out a turtle infatuator by the way they talk or the clothing they wear.
johnathon just got a great face paint job, what do you think? I like turtles... Man you have a turtle infatuation
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