What is Turtle Infatuation?
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To be so obsessed with turtles one actually says, "I like turtles." all of the time. Turtles are everything and anything to that person and without turtles in their life that person may perhaps perish. It is easy to spot out a turtle infatuator by the way they talk or the clothing they wear.
johnathon just got a great face paint job, what do you think? I like turtles... Man you have a turtle infatuation
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personal crisis, your own personal problems noone else cares about
can you stop talking about your vanity crisis? noone cares about you..
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to literally rip off all clothing items before sex leaving you to later stich them causing the outfit to look rag doll-esque
me and joh..
