Turtle Jacking

What is Turtle Jacking?


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When you are fingering a girl's ass and find the head of a turd. You manipulate the turd in order to hit regions otherwise unattainable by a finger and bring her to orgasm.

Being finger deep in a girl's ass and pushing around the turd to get her to orgasm.


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