Turtle Poke Edit Meaning

1. A dude that cannot get any girls for the life of him. Basically a "chump" or "AFC" in Spanish. Ese mamaguevo e palo..

1. Ejaculating on a woman's face, to cause her to groan, raise her arms and stumble about in search of a towel. Jimmy gave Jane a hid..

1. Masturbation to user-generated pornographic videos, viewable on web sites such as xtube. Unlike offline or partnered masturbation, which..