Turtle Power

What is Turtle Power?


1.

1.) What you would have if you were a Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtle.

2.) Something you know you wish you had!

1.) "Wow, Timmy has Turtle Power, he must be a Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtle!"

2.) "Aww, I wish I had Turtle Power too." 'goes off and attempts to stitch a turtle to his back'

See teenage mutant ninja turtles, plumbing

2.

Kicking ass and taking names.

"There were these crooks that tried to kill me but I kicked those fuckers in the faces and snapped their necks. THAT'S Turtle Power!"

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3.

The irresistable force with which an overdue turdforces it's way into your underpants wne you "gamble and lose".

"for christs sake get off the bog Lucy, I'm feeling the power of the turtle here and I'm going to mess myself"!


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