What is Turtle Runs?
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Turtle runs are the result of a night of heavy drinking, leading to the expectation of a heavy turd followed by shit spray exploding out of your ass the following morning, resembling a turtle's head peeping from its shell... Before exploding.
I drank so much last night, I had the turtle runs this morning.
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(n) When the male scrotumis viewed upside down, resembling a brain of an extraterrestrial, or alien.
Wow mom look at THAT alien brain!!..
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Playing with ur nipples till you cum.
I had a wicked nipplegasm last night!
See nipples, cum, orgasm, masturbation, tits
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