What is Turtle Runs?
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Turtle runs are the result of a night of heavy drinking, leading to the expectation of a heavy turd followed by shit spray exploding out of your ass the following morning, resembling a turtle's head peeping from its shell... Before exploding.
I drank so much last night, I had the turtle runs this morning.
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A girl or guy who's real hot and worthy of thinking of while jacking off later.
While in the mall, you spy a hottie and say to you..
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A gnarly ass game. Play it!
Im questing for the crown.
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A gnarly ass game. Play it!
Im questing for the crown...
