What is Turtle Runs?
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Turtle runs are the result of a night of heavy drinking, leading to the expectation of a heavy turd followed by shit spray exploding out of your ass the following morning, resembling a turtle's head peeping from its shell... Before exploding.
I drank so much last night, I had the turtle runs this morning.
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it literally means "i'll swear" in local sothern hick. but not swearing as in a curse word.
"Well I'll swanee!..
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The day that the Olsen-Twins become legal.
Wow! June 13th is when I can finally admit to wanting to bang the Olsen Twins!..
