What is Turtle Runs?
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Turtle runs are the result of a night of heavy drinking, leading to the expectation of a heavy turd followed by shit spray exploding out of your ass the following morning, resembling a turtle's head peeping from its shell... Before exploding.
I drank so much last night, I had the turtle runs this morning.
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Random Words:
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1.) Another name for a bastard, retard, or test tube baby.
2.) a Tator Tot in a trailer
1.) Jerry's such a trailertot!
2.) I&apo..
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Simply put, farting while masturbating. Popular with fat bogans.
The Australian PM has been known to endulge in the odd bit of flatubat..
