Turtle Runs

What is Turtle Runs?


1.

Turtle runs are the result of a night of heavy drinking, leading to the expectation of a heavy turd followed by shit spray exploding out of your ass the following morning, resembling a turtle's head peeping from its shell... Before exploding.

I drank so much last night, I had the turtle runs this morning.

See beer shits, turtle, squirts


17

Random Words:

1. a type of scope lense on top of a sniper rifle. Damn, he could see for miles, that must be some qantaray shit or somethin See scope, s..
1. 1. A casual greeting 2. A state of being normal, plain or otherwise unremarkable 3. A word which can be substituted for any term or ac..
1. Literally, a combination of the phrase "que estas haciendo" meaning "what are you doing?" in Spanish. The Spanish l..