What is Turtle Runs?
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Turtle runs are the result of a night of heavy drinking, leading to the expectation of a heavy turd followed by shit spray exploding out of your ass the following morning, resembling a turtle's head peeping from its shell... Before exploding.
I drank so much last night, I had the turtle runs this morning.
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n-a term of endearment for the male sexual organ.
He gave her the gut-hammer.
See gear, johnson, pecker, dick, purple helmet..
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When a woman is wearing jeans with a belt, you grab her belt buckle & jerk up sharply... driving her crotch seam deep into her cunt...
