What is Turtle Runs?
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Turtle runs are the result of a night of heavy drinking, leading to the expectation of a heavy turd followed by shit spray exploding out of your ass the following morning, resembling a turtle's head peeping from its shell... Before exploding.
I drank so much last night, I had the turtle runs this morning.
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1. Two days a week, two hours a day, two reasons to get fucked up the rest of the time.
2. Summer vacation 24/7
3. Either here for two..
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when a group of people are forced to leave their desks, and binge eat, out of a vending machine due to stress
Catherine was so stressed..
