What is Turtle Runs?
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Turtle runs are the result of a night of heavy drinking, leading to the expectation of a heavy turd followed by shit spray exploding out of your ass the following morning, resembling a turtle's head peeping from its shell... Before exploding.
I drank so much last night, I had the turtle runs this morning.
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Random Words:
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A person who will not shut up and talks all the time. Or a Radio talk show host who talks instead of palying music.
That jabber jockey ..
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cum shot, jizz shot...
skeet skeet in your eye....
