What is Turtle Runs?
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Turtle runs are the result of a night of heavy drinking, leading to the expectation of a heavy turd followed by shit spray exploding out of your ass the following morning, resembling a turtle's head peeping from its shell... Before exploding.
I drank so much last night, I had the turtle runs this morning.
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