What is Turtle Runs?
1.
Turtle runs are the result of a night of heavy drinking, leading to the expectation of a heavy turd followed by shit spray exploding out of your ass the following morning, resembling a turtle's head peeping from its shell... Before exploding.
I drank so much last night, I had the turtle runs this morning.
See
Random Words:
1.
you want to do things in real life that you can do in video games
video game effect: if only i could press ↑,↑,↓,↓←,→,A and i could get..
1.
It's a pimps penus. Also refered as the pimp drill.
Marrisa:Russlan didn't give me any orgasims because he had no pimp drill...