Turtle Syndrome

What is Turtle Syndrome?

1.

turtle syndrome occurs when men experience cold temperatures and their testicles and shaft shrink and move close to the groin, resembling a turtle retreating into its shell.

this water is so cold, i've got big time turtle syndrome.

See shrinkage, balls, dick, erection, weiner, tally whacker

2.

shrinkage when a man's frank and beans shrivel up when he experiences extreme cold, resembling a turtle reseeding into its shell.

i jumped into that cold pool and got wicked turtle syndrome.

See shrinkage, balls, scrotum, junk, cold
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