What is Turtlebackery?
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Stupid statements, situations, or mistakes that cause turtles to roll over on their backs.
Person A: Hillary Clinton is the best person EVAR!!
Person B: You know, just because you said that, somewhere in the world there's a turtle on its back (Turtlebackery).
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Kind of a misnomer. Refers to someone so incredibly hot/beautiful that they could convince you of doing something crazy, like jumping of..
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Hot studly bisexual 19 year old that can't get laid.
I am an Egekrusher.
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