Turtlebackery

What is Turtlebackery?


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Stupid statements, situations, or mistakes that cause turtles to roll over on their backs.

Person A: Hillary Clinton is the best person EVAR!!

Person B: You know, just because you said that, somewhere in the world there's a turtle on its back (Turtlebackery).

See turtle, stupid


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