Turtlebackery

What is Turtlebackery?

Stupid statements, situations, or mistakes that cause turtles to roll over on their backs.

Person A: Hillary Clinton is the best person EVAR!!

Person B: You know, just because you said that, somewhere in the world there's a turtle on its back (Turtlebackery).

See turtle, stupid

Uber Twat

1. The absolute best example of a female dickhead. That Ginger is an uber twat, she seems nice but screws you over at every opportunity. ..

Phil Baroni

1. Phil Baroni is arguably the greatest showman in the history of human fighting. He is the New York Bad Ass and he represents the coolest..

Horsekafoof

1. the substance found under a dead horse I had to scrape a couple inches of horsekafoof off my boot during the hoof and mouth epidemic of..

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