What is Turtlebackery?
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Stupid statements, situations, or mistakes that cause turtles to roll over on their backs.
Person A: Hillary Clinton is the best person EVAR!!
Person B: You know, just because you said that, somewhere in the world there's a turtle on its back (Turtlebackery).
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When a male urinates, then proceeds to dab the tip of his penis with a single square of toilet paper or something akin to a baby-wipe.
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a female human being who enjoys ingesting spermatozoa from humans or other animals.
"jennifer lopez is an admitted jizz queen.&q..
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A group of...ninja mobsters. Ninjas with ties, people! NINJAS WITH TIES.
See samandfuzzy for further details. And a few laughs.
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