What is Turtlebackery?
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Stupid statements, situations, or mistakes that cause turtles to roll over on their backs.
Person A: Hillary Clinton is the best person EVAR!!
Person B: You know, just because you said that, somewhere in the world there's a turtle on its back (Turtlebackery).
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Allowing another person to insert his/her big toe into one's vagina during foreplay and/or sex.
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a fart that sounds like a zipper sound, especially of a sleeping bag zipping sound.
That wasn't a fart. I was zipping up my sleepi..
