What is Turtlebackery?
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Stupid statements, situations, or mistakes that cause turtles to roll over on their backs.
Person A: Hillary Clinton is the best person EVAR!!
Person B: You know, just because you said that, somewhere in the world there's a turtle on its back (Turtlebackery).
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When you tell a person that you can't hang out with them because you have other things to do but they see you online on Facebook.
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A version of hide and go seek played with boys on one team and girls on the other and when the boy findes the girl he gets to fuck her.
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