Turtlebackery

What is Turtlebackery?

Stupid statements, situations, or mistakes that cause turtles to roll over on their backs.

Person A: Hillary Clinton is the best person EVAR!!

Person B: You know, just because you said that, somewhere in the world there's a turtle on its back (Turtlebackery).

See turtle, stupid

Johnnie

1. or Johnny Denotes a slang term of condom, Used in the UK as is the word rubber to the same meaning rubber johnnie is also common ma..

Bronch

1. The piece of skin stretching from the scrotum to the asshole. Also known as the taint, the grundel, the gooch, fromunda and the fuzzy f..

Mooby Dick

1. 1. A man with a "dick" who also has abnormally large pectorals, making him appear to have man breasts (more commonly known as ..

All you need for a faster workflow in one place.

Turtlebackery Edit Meaning