What is Turtlebackery?
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Stupid statements, situations, or mistakes that cause turtles to roll over on their backs.
Person A: Hillary Clinton is the best person EVAR!!
Person B: You know, just because you said that, somewhere in the world there's a turtle on its back (Turtlebackery).
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The site that also does not exist.
ANON1: "Hey man, how do I reach the End of the Internet?"
ANON2: "You can't. It..
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To drop a righteous turd bomb.
I'm gonna launch a dook. Your skin will burn ... your soul will weep ... you will lose faith in God..
