What is Tutu?
1.
A frilly-looking sort of skirt, made of tulle and worn by ballerinas and cool people. One can tell when it is worn by a ballerina because the person in question will usually also be wearing some form of dance shoe and have their hair up in a strict bun. When a cool person wears a tutu, one can tell because others are always gazing upon them in unabashed admiration and desire. Cool people in tutus can often (but not always) be found fighting crime, assassinating terrorists, and helping little old ladies cross the street.
Ballerina: Look at me dancing around in my little tutu!
Passerby: Huzzah!
John: Emma is wearing a tutu. She's not a ballerina, so that means she must be a cool person. I wish I had a tutu.
Passerby: Don't we all.
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2.
Female private part, i.e
She didn't have any panties on, and when she bent over we all saw her TUTU!
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3.
My grandmother's "family-friendly" term for my vagina in my youth.
-Where's your tutu, sweety?
-It's right there!
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4.
Hawaiian slang meaning Grandmother.
Dad, Do you know where "Tutu" went.
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5.
A Lower Second Honours for a university degree. Also known as 2:2, hence twotwo, tutu. An euphemistic neologism invented by
The ranking system is as follows (from highest to lowest):
Starred First Class Honours
First Class Honours
Upper Second Class Honours
Lower Second Class Honours
Third Class Honours
Fail
In a way, getting a "tutu" is a lot worse than getting a third or a fail. In order to get a third, you will need to have done absolutely no work all year, and turn up to the exam and scribble a few incoherent sentences. To fail, you need to do no work all year, smoke lots of pot, get drunk before the exam, and turn up to the exam and hand in blank sheets of paper, or not turn up at all. Getting a tutu means that you tried, but you are just completely retarded.
debz got a tutu, hahahaha!
6.
To fiddle with, to mess about with.
She spent the whole night tutuing with her new cellphone.
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7.
This word means stupid.
Tutu bitch!
