Twain

What is Twain?


1.

Technical term realting to devices such as scanners attached to computers.

TWAIN stands for

Technology Without An Interesting Name.

No shit.

And now we'll just grab that picture from the mag via your twain scanner.

See w00x

2.

A very furry vagina. A vagina so hairy that is vaguely resembles Mark Twain's hair-do.

Birdie went down to Jenny's to get some twain.

See cooch, vag, pussy, cunt

3.

The rather obvious portmanteaus of brain + Twitter. To communicate directly via the brain's electrical impulses through Twitter. Reference:

Brain-Twitter project offers hope to paralyzed .

He can't phone me because he's quadriplegic, so he's twaining me.

See brain, shining, twain, twine, twining, twitter

4.

of taiwan, tawny. is a legend, wise, knowledgable, omni present.

-that guy twain has knowlegde,lets go get mashup

- yer, mashup!! -props!!!

See twain

5.

The length of your buttcrack spanning from your asshole to the small of your back.

My Twain was chaffed because my thong underwear was too small.

See see, coin, slot, taint

6.

An annoyance; an annoying person

Judy won't leave me alone, shes such a fucking twain.

Stop being such a twain.

Bonnie-"Mommy! Suzy called me a twain!!". Mom- " You are a twain"

See annoyance, pain in the ass


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