Twat Dog

What is Twat Dog?


1.

a twat dog is when a male tries sticking his limp dick into a girls vagina, and it won't go in beacause it is limp like a hot dog, similar to whiskey dick.

That swamp donkey was so ugly i got a twat dog and was able to perform sexual endeavors with her.

See whiskey dick, limp dick, blue balls, softy

2.

A dried up crusty penis. It would look like a wrinkely pruney finger after you were in the bathtub too long.

*Grandma was baking cookies one day when grandpa walked out of the bathroom stark naked. She exclaimed "By Golly! He has a Twat Dog!"

**After being in the hot tub for quite some time, Billy stepped out and was pantsed by a friend exposing his Twat Dog to everyone at the party.

See twat dog, twat, twat waffle, hot dog, gmilf, crusty


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