Twat Tan

What is Twat Tan?

A tan which does not graduate in tone leaving a straight line between pale and tanned skin.

For example, wearing a t-shirt on an extremely hot day and having a tan which stops immediately at the elbow.

I had to work the 9-5 shift today in the sun and now i've got this bloody twat tan

WAAAYY Nice twat tan mate!

See twat, tan, sun, 9-5, graduate

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