Twatmunch

What is Twatmunch?

Any unattractive dyke or flambouyant doushebag whose only purpose on earth is to annoy the shit out of all heterosexuals.

Billy - "Good thing you didn't invite Gary to the party"

George - "I know. He is a total twatmunch."

See twat, poopy mcbonerbutt, shit pole, dude boobs

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