What is Twice Daily?
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Twice daily as in the number of blow jobs your girl friend/wife should be giving you each day. Used when 'blow job' (or one of the many synonyms) wouldn't be appropriate.
Josh: How are things going with Sarah?
Mark: Great! She even looks me in the face during my twice daily!
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2.
Twice Daily as in the amount of blow jobs you should receive from your significant other each day. Used when "Blow job"(or any of the more obvious synonyms) wouldn't be appropriate.
Josh: How are things With Ashley?
Mark: Not too bad, she even looks me in the face during my twice daily!
Josh: Win!!
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