Twifight

What is Twifight?


1.

An argument brought on by disagreeing opinions about Twilight, the young adult novel series authored by Stephanie Meyer. Arguments are not limited to the books, but also include the movies and merchandise. These arguments often occur between Twihards and Twihaters.

Topics of discussion include Edward's alleged abusiveness, Meyer's controversial use of the word "chagrin," comparisons with other Vampire mythos, and alleged Mormon apologetics contained in the series.

*door slams*

Barry: Where's Jen going?

Dave: She and Matt got into a Twifight and she got all pissy and left. She said she's waiting for her Edward.

*Matt runs past*

Matt: Wait baby, I've got a pair of wax fangs...ease come back!

See twilight, twihard, twihater, fanfiction, edward, bella, jacob, vampire, werewolf, mormon

2.

A fight or argument between members of the Team Edward and Team Jacob camps of Twilight fans.

At the midnight premier for Breaking Dawn, many a twifight was spurred.

See twilight, fangirl


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