Twilf

What is Twilf?

n. One who farts in the bathtub and bites the bubbles.

v. His favorite pastime is twilfing.

He may be incompetant, but at least he is a world class Twilfer.

See glick

Acronym, stands for "Tweep I'd like to follow."

"Man, that Fake Demetri Martin is one TWILF, if you know what I mean."

See acronym, twitter, tweep, tweeper

Same as MILF, but aimed at Girls in their 20s!

I'm going out TWILF hunting!

See twilf, milf, hunting, gilf, dilf

Acuseme

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Schmlipbip

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Egg Warmer

1. is a girl hoo has sex and is good at making her guys penis warm in ur pussy oh shes a good egg warmer See whore, slut, hoe, skank..

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