What is Twister?
1.
A fun romp of a game played with a spinner and a mat of colored circles. Usually used as an excuse to touch the opposite sex. A party game, oftentimes played after heavy drinking.
"Dudes, look what I found in the closet!" Mary exlaimes, stumbling into a wall as she said so. George, who has secretly had a crush on Mary for some time, is very excited, "TWISTER!" Unfortunately, nobody is coordinated enough to get the game out of the box and everyone gives up when Fred blows chunks all over it, except George. After covering himself with Fred's vomit trying to lay the mat on the floor, and finally succeeding, he notices Mary half naked on the couch with Fred and passes out in the corner, weeping.
2.
One who violently torques the man's penis during a hand job in an uncomfortable manner, most commonly resulting in abrasions and/or contusions to the foreskin.
"Damn bitch, I didn't know you was a twister, lighten up on that grip."
"It ain't a screwdriver baby, why you twistin' so hard?"
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3.
Another word for 'Tornado' Meaning "a violent windstorm" which is the actual definition!
Wow, that twister must be atleast an f3
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4.
a modification of the shoker or
where one crosses the the pointer and middle finger.
when you're tired of the shoker show her the twister
5.
a word commonly referred to as sex or any other physical activity between a girl and a man with out clothes or minimal clothes
hey girl you wanna play some twister tonight
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6.
a person who is impaired.
Result of
Twister refers to the action of opening a
(A homeless man pissing in a mail box) Passer by "Hey looks like Buddy's on bit of a Twister)
(A person while eating, stabs themself, in the face with the fork.) "Are you on some kind, of a fuckin Twister"
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7.
someone who twistes a situation.... basically a real bitch. they take something someone has said then twist it to what they want to make it sound worse nd basically cause arguments ALL the time. bitch
claire- i just dont really like hannah tht much shes ok i just prefer not being around her.
emily- aw dnt worry i feel the same
claire- dont tell
emily- dont worry i wont
emily(to sarah)- claire hates hannahs guts and thinks shes a TOTAL bitch lol!!! she want her to crawl into a little corner and slit herself coz she hates her sooo much!
(claire finds out wen hannah finds out)
hannah- omg u bitch i thort u liked me!!!!
claire- wat?
hannah- u want me to kill myself coz u hate my guts!
claire- i NEVA sed that
hannah- apparently u did!
claire- wel sum1 has been a twister coz i neva sed tht!!!!
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